Ladies of a Certain Age: Sun Protection So We Don’t End Up Looking Like Leather Handbags ☀️ A sassy summer blog for the women who once basted themselves in baby oil and now know better.
- Jun 7
- 3 min read

Summer is here, the heat is heating, and the sun is out here acting like it has a personal vendetta. And listen… I love a good golden glow as much as the next woman, but sun damage, skin care, and skin cancer prevention are not things we play with anymore.
There was a time—oh yes—when we’d mix iodine with baby oil, lay out on a towel, and rotate like little pigs on a spit. We thought we were bronzing. We were actually slow‑roasting.
But now? Now we know the sun can do real harm. My own dad’s terminal cancer started as skin cancer, so this isn’t just vanity—it’s survival.
So, let’s go from head to toes and talk about how to protect this fabulous skin we’ve worked too hard to keep looking youthful.
Start at the Top: Hats, Hats, Hats
Protect that noggin. Ball cap, floppy sun hat, fedora, visor—whatever makes you feel adorable and mysterious.
Just put something between your scalp and that scorching ball of fire in the sky.
Next Up: The Windows to the Soul
Your eyes and the skin around them are some of the most delicate on your entire body. Translation: they wrinkle first.
So, protect them.
I’m a “bigger the better” sunglasses girl. Right now I’m loving a dark green aviator pair from Diff, but honestly, I change sunglasses like I change underwear. They’re accessories. They’re attitude. They’re anti‑aging tools.
Wear them proudly.
Moisturizer: Because Hydrated Skin Is Happy Skin
A light moisturizer with a little tint is perfect for summer. It keeps your skin soft, even, and glowing without feeling like you’re wearing a winter coat on your face.
Don’t Forget the Lips
Your lips can burn. Yes, really.
Whatever balm you love—just make sure it has SPF. Sunburned lips are a special kind of misery we do not need in our lives.
SPF: The Non‑Negotiable Queen
Even if you’re “just running out for a minute.” Even if it’s cloudy. Even if you “don’t burn.”
Wear sunscreen. High SPF. Reapply. No excuses.
Your future self will thank you when she’s still getting compliments on how young she looks.
Vitamin C: Your Skin’s Summer Bestie
A little Vitamin C serum in the morning helps prevent premature aging, brightens your skin, and protects against environmental damage.
Think of it as your daily glow booster.
Spritzing Mist: Hydration + Cooling = Yes Please
A refreshing mist keeps your skin hydrated and keeps you from melting into a puddle on the sidewalk.
Bonus: it makes you feel like a spa goddess.
Spray Tans & Self‑Tanners
Listen… if you want that sun‑kissed glow, that bronzed‑goddess vibe, that “I just got back from a week in Cabo” complexion — you do NOT need the actual sun to do it.
We are no longer in the era of baby‑oil rotisserie tanning. We are in the era of smart glow.
Spray tans and self‑tanners have come a long way since the Oompa Loompa days.
Aloe Vera: For When You Forgot Everything Above
If you accidentally crisp yourself like a strip of bacon, aloe vera is your best friend.
Cool it. Soothe it. Hydrate it. And then promise yourself you’ll do better tomorrow.
Final Word from One Sun‑Kissed Queen to Another
We ladies of a certain age have earned our glow or in my case, freckles—but we don’t need the sun to scorch it into us. Protect your skin so you can keep hearing, “Wow, you look so young” for many summers to come. Now go enjoy that sunshine… responsibly, sassily, and fully moisturized.
The above are simply the author’s personal opinions and experiences and should not be taken as professional medical advice, dermatological guidance, or anything to rely on beyond common sense and good humor.




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